About

2010
03.15

I am against narcissism. And, paradoxically, anonymous comedy.

I grew up in the woods of Arkansas. I was raised by my maternal grandparents, for my mother and father went missing at an early age. Some suggested a bear attack or murder-suicide, but that seems a bit far fetched.

I have two siblings, both older sisters. One lives in Pennsylvania and raises show cats for a living. The other is a politician in Texas and she’s just a plain asshole.

I am soul-joined to a non-anonymous woman who fears being mentioned here due to her extensive mob interests. She’ll appear on the podcast from time to time with a frying pan and a screeching, smoker’s voice.

I am a parent to sixteen children. They are somewhat nice.

The picture at the right is not me. I found it in a box of old things as a child. It may be my father. Not sure. Maybe my mom took it.

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